Sunday, April 29, 2007

A GREAT Office Moment

"Identity Theft is NOT a joke Jim--millions of families suffer every year!"

Saturday, April 28, 2007

A Morning with Me

I wake up each morning and howl until I’m either let out of my cage or the girl tells me to shut up. I’m usually let out. Then I proceed to jump up on our bed and lick the guy’s face. He pulls the covers over his head and rolls over.
I whine until the girl puts me outside. I never whine to the guy because he ignores me. That’s why I sometimes leave presents for him on the floor. His underwear with holes in them.
I sit outside for about a minute and then bark to be let in. The girl opens the door and gives me a treat. I’ve learned that the more times I go outside the more treats I get. I’ll bark to go back outside in another 10 minutes.
This is the start of my morning routine. It might vary from minute to minute but generally it's all the same.

Monday, April 02, 2007

We're Having a Girl!