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A Morning with Me

I wake up each morning and howl until I’m either let out of my cage or the girl tells me to shut up. I’m usually let out. Then I proceed to jump up on our bed and lick the guy’s face. He pulls the covers over his head and rolls over.
I whine until the girl puts me outside. I never whine to the guy because he ignores me. That’s why I sometimes leave presents for him on the floor. His underwear with holes in them.
I sit outside for about a minute and then bark to be let in. The girl opens the door and gives me a treat. I’ve learned that the more times I go outside the more treats I get. I’ll bark to go back outside in another 10 minutes.
This is the start of my morning routine. It might vary from minute to minute but generally it's all the same.

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