Why Not To Get A Puppy...
- He'll pee on your carpet.
- And poop.
- He'll bark non-stop until you eat all your food.
- He'll wake you up every morning at exactly 6:45.
- He'll try to bite your face off.
- He'll sit at the bunny cage and bark and bark and bark.
- He'll pull all your underwear and socks into the living room.
- He'll walk between your feet.
- He'll only poop in the neighbor's yard. (I suppose that could be a good thing?)